Java Random randomInsults()

Description

random Insults

License

Open Source License

Declaration

public static Iterator<String> randomInsults() 

Method Source Code

//package com.java2s;

import java.util.*;

public class Main {
    public static Iterator<String> randomInsults() {
        return randomInsults(42);
    }//from  w w  w . j  a v  a2s .c om

    /** http://iome.me/fz/need%20a%20random%20sentence?/why%20not%20zoidberg? */
    public static Iterator<String> randomInsults(final int seed) {
        final HashSet<String> seen = new HashSet<>();
        final String[] adj1 = { "warped", "babbling", "madcap", "whining", "wretched", "loggerheaded", "threadbare",
                "foul", "artless", "artless", "baudy", "beslumbering", "bootless", "churlish", "clouted", "craven",
                "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "froward", "frothy",
                "gleeking", "goatish", "gorbellied", "impertinent", "infectious", "jarring", "loggerheaded",
                "lumpish", "mammering", "mangled", "mewling", "paunchy", "pribbling", "puking", "puny", "qualling",
                "rank", "reeky", "roguish", "rutting", "saucy", "spleeny", "spongy", "surly", "tottering",
                "unmuzzled", "vain", "venomed", "villainous", "warped", "wayward", "weedy", "yeasty" };
        final String[] adj2 = { "toad-spotted", "guts-griping", "beef-witted", "ill-favored", "hare-brained",
                "fat-kidneyed", "white-bearded", "shrill-voiced", "base-court", "bat-fowling", "beef-witted",
                "beetle-headed", "boil-brained", "clapper-clawed", "clay-brained", "common-kissing", "crook-pated",
                "dismal-dreaming", "dizzy-eyed", "doghearted", "dread-bolted", "earth-vexing", "elf-skinned",
                "fat-kidneyed", "fen-sucked", "flap-mouthed", "fly-bitten", "folly-fallen", "fool-born",
                "full-gorged", "guts-griping", "half-faced", "hasty-witted", "hedge-born", "hell-hated",
                "idle-headed", "ill-breeding", "ill-nurtured", "knotty-pated", "milk-livered", "motley-minded",
                "onion-eyed", "plume-plucked", "pottle-deep", "pox-marked", "reeling-ripe", "rough-hewn",
                "rude-growing", "rump-fed", "shard-borne", "sheep-biting", "spur-galled", "swag-bellied",
                "tardy-gaited", "tickle-brained", "toad-spotted", "unchin-snouted", "weather-bitten" };
        final String[] nouns = { "jolt-head", "mountain-goat", "fat-belly", "malt-worm", "minnow", "so-and-so",
                "maggot-pie", "foot-licker", "land-fish", "apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder",
                "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "clack-dish", "clotpole", "coxcomb",
                "codpiece", "death-token", "dewberry", "flap-dragon", "flax-wench", "flirt-gill", "foot-licker",
                "fustilarian", "giglet", "gudgeon", "haggard", "harpy", "hedge-pig", "horn-beast", "hugger-mugger",
                "joithead", "lewdster", "lout", "maggot-pie", "malt-worm", "mammet", "measle", "minnow",
                "miscreant", "moldwarp", "mumble-news", "nut-hook", "pigeon-egg", "pignut", "puttock", "pumpion",
                "ratsbane", "scut", "skainsmate", "strumpet", "varlot", "vassal", "whey-face", "wagtail", };
        return new Iterator<String>() {
            private Random random = new Random(seed);

            @Override
            public boolean hasNext() {
                return true;
            }

            @Override
            public String next() {
                String a1 = adj1[random.nextInt(adj1.length)];
                String a2 = adj2[random.nextInt(adj2.length)];
                String n = nouns[random.nextInt(nouns.length)];
                String candidate = "Curse thee, KBP, thou " + a1 + " " + a2 + " " + n;
                if (seen.contains(candidate)) {
                    return next();
                } else {
                    seen.add(candidate);
                    return candidate;
                }
            }

            @Override
            public void remove() {
            }
        };
    }
}

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